My Awkward Life
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

I never been so insulted in my life.

“Why don’t you just eat spoonfuls of sugar for dinner?”

“Every time you eat like that I will comment about you’re weight, your fat ass. EVERY TIME!”

“You are the biggest pig I’ve ever met!”

“Do you want  to stay a fat, zit-faced person your whole life?”

Are you freaking kidding me???? I was eating a piece of toast for dinner.

I thought parents were supposed to call their daughters beautiful. Who actually says that to a 16-year-old girl? I’ve been crying for 30 minutes, I can’t even breathe anymore. Does my father not even realise that I haven’t eaten a completely meal in weeks? Or the fact that I resently lost 15 pounds.

But seriously WHO DOES THIS???????

 And at the end of it all “I’m just looking out for your well-being.”

YOU JERK YOU WEIGH MORE THAN TWICE THAT I DO!!!!!!!I’m the smallest person in this family.

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
If you don’t reblog this Niall will die in 990876 seconds

adoringthehoran:

horanspotatoi:

bomblinson:

loveonedirection12345:

j41disadirectionerbaby:

jollyoldstniall:

letstalkabout1direction:

horansmysuperman:

IM NOT CHANCING SHIT

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RB FAST

You hurt that boy, I hurt you.

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NOT TAKING CHANCES

love u niall x

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NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!!

IF YOU DO I’M GOING TO CUT YOU…
YES CUT YOU….image

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

not-so-teenage-dream:

scandalgladiators:

encantada-de-conocerte:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.
Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

One must always reblog the Master of All Playtime!

I love dad.

not-so-teenage-dream:

scandalgladiators:

encantada-de-conocerte:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

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REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .


Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

One must always reblog the Master of All Playtime!

I love dad.

literaryfirearms:

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…


hey look! internet found poetry.

literaryfirearms:

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

hey look! internet found poetry.

How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on tumblr?

boggartsaremyboggarts:

Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.